the sound you hear is the elastic of my yo-yo responding to my mother, as she yo-yo's in and out of the hospital.
Do they offer frequent flier miles?!
she's in, she's out.
she's up, she's down.

She had a fall.
She is okay.
She hit her cheek, there is a fracture.
She is confused. Induced dementia due to medication soup.
She fell again, broke her hip.